Hall of Shame

The very important awards you never asked for.

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Butterfingers

Most items dropped on the floor

  1. #1 JimmerJam69 22,878
  2. #2 ZakoMoon 10,417
  3. #3 coyoterust 8,995
  4. #4 Astralmimi 7,335
  5. #5 Vacill 1,872
  6. #6 Furfops69 2
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Gravity's Favourite

Highest total fall distance (km)

  1. #1 ZakoMoon 27.86 km
  2. #2 JimmerJam69 18.96 km
  3. #3 Astralmimi 12.06 km
  4. #4 coyoterust 6.58 km
  5. #5 Vacill 3.11 km
  6. #6 Mesozoic77 0.04 km
  7. #7 Furfops69 0.03 km
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The Sneak

Most time spent crouching

  1. #1 ZakoMoon 10.0 h
  2. #2 Astralmimi 6.1 h
  3. #3 coyoterust 2.9 h
  4. #4 JimmerJam69 1.8 h
  5. #5 Vacill 34 m
  6. #6 Mesozoic77 0 m
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Destroyer of Tools

Most tools and armour snapped in half

  1. #1 Astralmimi 173
  2. #2 Vacill 123
  3. #3 JimmerJam69 95
  4. #4 coyoterust 79
  5. #5 ZakoMoon 77
  6. #6 Mesozoic77 1
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Bedhead

Most times tucked in for a nap

  1. #1 Astralmimi 439
  2. #2 JimmerJam69 184
  3. #3 coyoterust 132
  4. #4 ZakoMoon 124
  5. #5 Vacill 70
  6. #6 Mesozoic77 3
  7. #7 Furfops69 1
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Cake Fiend

Most cake slices inhaled

  1. #1 Vacill 14
  2. #2 Astralmimi 12
  3. #3 ZakoMoon 12
  4. #4 coyoterust 5
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The Punching Bag

Most damage taken

  1. #1 ZakoMoon 12499.1 hearts
  2. #2 JimmerJam69 9362.4 hearts
  3. #3 coyoterust 5565.1 hearts
  4. #4 Astralmimi 5326.4 hearts
  5. #5 Vacill 1734.7 hearts
  6. #6 Furfops69 49.2 hearts
  7. #7 Mesozoic77 11.5 hearts

Death Records

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Biggest Disaster

Single death with the most valuable loot lost

  1. #1 JimmerJam69 956 pts lost onFire — 5/9/2026
  2. #2 JimmerJam69 873 pts lost fall — 5/8/2026
  3. #3 ZakoMoon 742 pts lost fall — 5/8/2026
  4. #4 JimmerJam69 660 pts lost lava — 5/1/2026
  5. #5 Vacill 506 pts lost fall — 5/6/2026
  6. #6 coyoterust 505 pts lost mob (Enderman) — 5/9/2026
  7. #7 ZakoMoon 465 pts lost fall — 5/5/2026
  8. #8 coyoterust 372 pts lost mob (Zombie) — 5/5/2026
  9. #9 ZakoMoon 354 pts lost mob (Hoglin) — 5/1/2026
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Nether Casualty

Most Nether deaths on record

  1. #1 JimmerJam69 2 deaths
  2. #2 ZakoMoon 1 death
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Repeat Offender

Most deaths clustered within 50 blocks — a favourite graveyard

  1. #1 ZakoMoon 2 deaths in one spot

Death By...

Each player's most frequent killer. There's no shame, only data.